Shaving: Who has it worse, guys or gals?

Who has the shaving game worse, guys or gals? I have my opinion.....gals. Every day I have to shave my armpits, my legs, and numerous other areas I won't go into right now. Why do I feel the need to shave every day? It's because of my crazy Zumba outfits and I personally can't stand pricklies! It takes at least 10 minutes to do this in the shower and I go through a lot of disposable razors which can be pretty expensive. It's something that has to be done every day and because of this, it gets old after a while. Sometimes I will take a little shaving vacay when George is gone. For a few days, I will wear tops with sleeves to Zumba (now you know) and sleep in sweats so my legs don't touch. Just when I can't stand it any more, I will shave again. Guys only shave their face and neck, I suppose. George doesn't grow hair on his back so he doesn't have to worry about that. My brother and nephews have shaved their legs before so they could wear cycling pants easily, apparently it hurts to pull them off with hairy legs after a sweaty bike ride. However, that doesn't count because they don't shave every day. When I ask George about shaving his face he says it isn't comfortable. The razor must be super sharp, you have to use some sort of lubricant like shaving cream and if you let it grow very long it is a bit painfull. I don't have to shave my face yet. I pluck a few hairs from my chin and around my lips, yeah it's the big hormone change. I wonder if I ever will have to shave my face. That will suck.....armpits, legs, private areas, AND face. Come on where does it end? George has hair growing out of his ears and moles now and falling out of his head. Hair is weird like that. The visual of our future as a retired couple is well.....concerning. I need to start a savings plan for razors, tweezers, and shaving cream or give it up and live happily in the "Planet of the Apes". I personally think monkeys are cute, curious George comes to mind. BTW, how much do you need to start a savings account? It's Never Too Late! Love and happy shavings to all!